my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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