Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He did a backflip because drugs
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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