the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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