Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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