There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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