There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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