I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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