i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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