What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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