based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
