i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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