we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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