i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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