Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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