Apparently you make a good broom.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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