Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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