mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
