What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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