addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I think my vagina is haunted
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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