We won't sleep together?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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