mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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