What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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