Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Damn victory sex feels great
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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