walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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