do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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