is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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