erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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