:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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