have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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