Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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