I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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