Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You need Xanax blowdarts
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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