I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she looked like the before picture.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
