Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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