I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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