sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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