I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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