i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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