He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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