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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem

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(661): View more from California

how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?

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(631): View more from New York

Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.

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(647): View more from Ontario

So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.

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(407): View more from Florida

Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston

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(310): View more from California

first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking

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(516): View more from New York

I spy something regrettable...

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Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.

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(567): View more from Ohio

So I'm never gonna get to see you again?

(740): View more from Ohio

Hopefully.

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