i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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