I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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