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i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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