I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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