When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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