idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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