People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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