She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Randomize
