you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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