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(+61): View more from Australia

yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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(631): View more from New York

I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.

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(585): View more from New York

yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.

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